I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a b#tch-#ss m#therfu#cker, he pissed on my f#cking wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog-f#ckin' quilly d$ck out and he pissed on my f#cking wife, and he said his d#ck was "THIS BIG," and I said "that's disgusting," so I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small d#ck. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like.
[Explosion sounds] That's right, baby. All points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He f#cked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna f&ck the Earth. That's right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher; I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU ID#OT!
You have twenty-three hours before the piss D R O P L E T S hit the f#cking Earth, now get outta my f#cking sight, before I piss on you too! 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️